1. I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”

    most-awkward-moments:

    She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” 

    I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.

    (via edge-aculation)

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