Oh My Gee's

May 23

“Had another sex dream last night. This time I was in the shower with Barack Obama. OOOObama he was Baracking my world” — Grace Adler(Will & Grace)

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• Jack: There are no straight men, only men who haven't met jack!
• Karen: Yeah, well you can count me out. If you think I'm gonna spend my Sunday morning with a bunch of self-loathing closet cases...
• Jack: You get to be a lesbian.
• Karen: Wake me by 11:00

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icantbelieveitsalawblog:

Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless

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did-you-kno:

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I AM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHAH

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

skinnyywhore:

indestructible-doll:

laughinyohead:

laughinyohead:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I JUST CAN’T ESCAPE IT

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN PEOPLE

that’s 15.4666666….. minutes.

hghjkoiuynoooo

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May 22

healthy-is-the-way-to-go:

Come on, do it :)

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whoneedsfeminism:

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May 21

whoneedsfeminism:

Because I have been told “I’m prettier when I don’t speak” when I have something to say. 

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