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Had another sex dream last night. This time I was in the shower with Barack Obama. OOOObama he was Baracking my world
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Jack: There are no straight men, only men who haven't met jack!
Karen: Yeah, well you can count me out. If you think I'm gonna spend my Sunday morning with a bunch of self-loathing closet cases...
Jack: You get to be a lesbian.
Karen: Wake me by 11:00
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Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless(via literaryvacuum)
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I AM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHAH
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
I JUST CAN’T ESCAPE IT
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN PEOPLE
that’s 15.4666666….. minutes.
hghjkoiuynoooo
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Come on, do it :)
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Because I have been told “I’m prettier when I don’t speak” when I have something to say.
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