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simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

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tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: themadthadder)

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travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
Posted 16 hours ago

ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

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  1. On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  2. Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
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running-with-sole:

a-pure-guts-race:

GUYS

so yesterday was about 95 degrees and extremely humid so i went into it like “fuck, i’m not running for a good time so i guess i’ll just run to try to win.”

and i mean i won and it was all-states and that’s a huge accomplishment for me,

BUT I BROKE THE 2:10 BARRIER OH MY GOD WHAT??????

2:09.29. the fifth fastest high school female time in the history of massachusetts. WHAT. THE. FUCK. JUST. HAPPENED.

HOLY CRAP. YOU ARE AMAZING

Posted 16 hours ago

selflubricatinganus:

Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life

so that’s why I’m single

Posted 16 hours ago

dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

(Source: cady94)

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"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

(Source: theclearlydope)

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fangirlhearsafandom:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden